The skies are full of bloog and rain, the air is cold and dull and mornings are rather hellish… if Hell were icicles in your panties and daggerfrosts up your nostrils.
Despite my ‘flu shot I experienced a creeping ache in my thighs, neck and shoulders by late afternoon. Glands in my neck are inflamed, the throat fiery. Today I am contagious and dreary.
The cat has taken to sticking his head between the bars of the heater to warm himself, resulting in deliciously cosy flanks and ears to cuddle. Both of us are heatseekers, comfort sluts, doonawhores.

Treat me like I’m a bad girl/Even when I’m being good to you.
I’m trying to find my feet. Was it four foward, eight back or the other way round?
We’re in the parking lot of my apartment block, stereo speakers perched on my windowsill. It’s been a warm day and my flat is stifling, hence the neighbourhood show.
Bronze leaves swirl on concrete and the cat walks in front of us in the middle of our routine. None of us are wearing makeup, and we occasionally crack jokes about ‘puuushing ooout yer pelvis’! Boy, that Gypsy Charms sure is funny. Especially when she tells us how long our legs really are; according to her, they stop just short of Mars.
Yes folks, this is the glamourous, sweaty, somewhat goofy face of a new burlesque troupe.
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Podcasts are great new friends of mine. Some are better than others - Anthony Bourdain may be a foul-mouthed minor deity worshipped in my household, but his Travel Channel podcast is filler at best; not so much a piquant amuse-bouche, more like the complimentary, slightly stale prawn crackers at your local Chinese.
Some are jolly brilliant, such as the Moth storytelling podcast, which gave me insight into personal outsourcing (some career babe in India WILL write a better apology note to your wife than you could ever muster) and alternate universes; notably, Tom Weiser’s “Alternate Ithaca Tom”, whereupon during his travels he sees, with painful clarity, an alternate, more stable, successful and put-together vision/version of himself and is obsessed by it.
This story cheered me up immensely on a day where my mood was foul and my soul somewhat dejected. I’d been denied entry into a course I had arrogantly assumed I’d get into (a Grad. Dip. in Counselling) and was kinda bummed. Oh, and it was uncomfortably warm. And I was commuting into work alongside my fellow gaggle of other sleepy, grumpy, snitchy worker bees.
It got me thinking - who would Alternate Ithaca Beastie be?
Continue reading ‘Alternate Ithaca Beastie’
I am ill, and my laptop is my very, very good friend.
Anthony Bourdain Examines Foie Gras Production (Via Chris Cosentino’s Offal Good blog)
Illustrations by the terrifyingly talented Annie Matronic.

After a few breathtaking moments where he stares in front of the computer screen and I try to look all nonchalant, my banker looks across the desk and shakes my hand. ‘Congratulations’ he says. I exhale and try not to click my heels in midair as I leave the branch.
Yes folks, the bank has agreed to give me money so I can buy things. One of said things is a car.
Now, purchasing a vehicle is an event. There are three kinds of car buyers. People who purchase them outright with nary a pinprick to the wallet (well-heeled parents buying wheels for Junior, rich folks, trust fund kids, people who have investment portfolios) , people who have saved for a vehicle (Junior, The Average Joe/Jane, my frankly psychotic friend Jay) and people who borrow to buy a vehicle (everyone else).
Continue reading ‘Good Money on Mediocre Automobiles’
My eyes are dripping along with my nose and I’m scaring the cat with the volume of my cold. Which, incidentally, I probably caught from one of the lovely ladies I swapped spit with on NYE. In another lifetime I may have been repentant, but 2008 seemed to have been The Year of Growing Up, Not Old. So although my throat is aflame and my nose is raw, I’m rather cheerful that I got to pash hot chicks! And better still, said ‘hot chicks’ are actually friends of mine. Very open-minded friends…
2008 was not an unlovely year. Sure, some bits were fraught (my last shreds of faith in an old friend fell to the wind) and confronting (work = death, literally) but I was more accepting and happier than I was for many, many years. The blessings outweighed the curses - something to be grateful for.
Achievements for 2008 include: deciding to undertake more study, starting a burlesque troupe, trusting my partner and staying in a positive relationship, realising that it’s okay to be human (because others are too), doing good work, upgrading my tech (purty laptop is my frriiieeennd), not ending up in hospital, establishing and maintaining supportive and vibrant friendships, being reunited with a dearly beloved, being published (thanks !), dancing lots, having more fun, accepting that ‘getting older’ doesn’t mean ‘getting less interesting’.
I love being 30. I am relieved to realise that I’m not going to ‘go quietly into that good night’, not going to settle into a life which I’m passionless about. Every day is about the thrill of the chase and nailing what’s really good right now, then preparing for tomorrow’s adventures. Being an eccentric, a journeyman/woman, an interested party, a participant, a hunter of life’s Good Stuff - that’s not something you grow out of. It’s just something you are.
Thank you, 2008. The glass was definitely half full.

Gorgeous design blog Abduzeedo has a great collection of NYE fireworks from around the world.
